So it begins!

I'm the only one here so far..... *looks around*.......... I wonder do we have everything for the party?

"pulls out list and looks around"

Music booth? (looks to small stage towards the back)
Food? (catered table of various appitizers)
Drinks? (Looks to right, complete bar booth with stools and an attractive bartender)

*drops list*

* headed towards the bar*

MWUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I have penetrated your defen- wait...that doen't.sound. right............*sigh* ..-_-!!!!! I'm done *walks away*........HEY cheezits.......YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

*munches* so like i was saying...um since the car bear are endanger and the endanger patrol is going to kick or add...lol they took or 2+2 wtf or ya going to do with THE DAMN 4???????????

*speech is starting to slur already*

Me: .......And the verst part is, the elfant waz tooooo damn big!!!
Bartender:
Me: you get me don't u?
Bartender:
Me: *pats on head* that's nice.........

*Gets scared by the scream about chesszit*

Me: sis!!!!!!!

ummm why does the albino smiley have bunny ears?????????????????? and the elephant's nose looks like it has a condom on it becuz of the tip

.............i don't have a 4?

let's call the guys let's call the guys!!!!!!!!! I want a performance of the new song! Did you see the video? let's call em

call em call em

Sidenote: Yea.... I don't know how to feel about the albino smiley....... kind of agitated about it *shrug* seeing as though I really don't like the term 'albino'....... I just don't personally. Not saying that's not what I am, just don't like to be called it I guess.... then it looks kind of stupid so it's making me feel like I'm suppose to be dumb too??? Yea Idk....

no i haven't ^_^...lol there's a care bear hiding behind that stool....i think it's homicidal bear...u know the brother of suicidal...who's related to...i think...grumpy bear???????? yeah.....hmmm wonder where shut the fuck up bear

(on the phone with Howie)
Howie:..uhh we can be there....by about midnight
Me: Midnight! I plan to be totally wasted by then! Are you guys busy or something?
Howie: you could say that.......... (in the background knawing sounds could be heard) NICK GET OFF ME!

Nick: sorry bro, your where standing still to long....

Howie:...uh... maybe not tonight at all

Me: ................................................................ I don't like to hear NO Mr. Dorough. I'll see you at Midnight. And you'd better bring gifts. I want a private performance also. (hands up phone before he could say anything else) *looks at Jade* They'll be here.

*twirls with cheezits singing* FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT....WINNING LOVE BY DAY LIGHT NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILORMOON...SHE WILL NEVER TURN HER BACK ON HER FRIENDS...SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO DEFEND...SHE IS THE ONE ON WHO WE CAN DEPEND...SHE IS THE ONE NAME SSSSSAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR........

(POW)

*Someone shots a cheesezit out of Jades hand*

K: Stop singing that DAMNED SONG... *fires off a couple more rounds*

*Seguchi comes form the side of the house*
Tohma: Now now Mr. K, let the girl have her fun. (walks over to Rave) I couldn't help but notice you invited us for 'fun & games' *licks lips*

Me:

Tohma: (runs fingers through Rave's hair)

Me:

Tohma: (nibbles on ear)

Me: *faints*

*trips* owwie.. ...what the duece!?! what did i tri-oh no...no no no no no....w-what are you doing hear...

Legolas: for you of course my love...unless you're seeing someone else *pulls out bow and arrow*

Ummm....you know....i think i left ummm...my dog...running...you know...i should check it that...running....dog....wouldn't want my house to blow up becuz of....you know...the running...dog....uz u know....the leaaking.....gas...yeah...

Legolas: well god...geeze you such check on that * puts down bow and arrow* you know i think that happened to my friends friend cousin or something...

ssssso we're cool!?!

Legolas: yeah..no...go check that out....we're fine

yeah...*runs*

Legolas: wow...shame about that dog...can;t help it- hey wait a minute...dogs don't leak gas....i think *runs after jade*

*runs passed K and smack the shit of him* don't you EVER do that again or i will make you swallow that gun you bitch...*disappears with legolas right behind her*

Legolas : COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABY I LOVE YYYYYYOUUUUUUUUU

Tohma: (whispering in Raven's ear)

No....can't say I've done that before
...
....
........ ............and then.... Do...what?
........ MR. SEGUCHI!
I CAN'T JUST HARDLY BREATH!!! I'm...I'm goingtoneedadrink...............from the house.......yea, in... the house

(A dark shadow walks from the shadow of a near by tree and follows Rave into the house)

NNNNNOOOOOOO TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!!!!!!!!

Legolas: JaDE...............BABBY..........PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Feels an odd breeze in the house with the door patio door closed*.


Sis? was that you?

Jade: Can'ttalkrunningmyassoffthankyoucomeagain!

Leglas: (trips over Ravens silk robe) AAAAAahhhhhhhhhhhh! *bangs head on counter top*

Oooooh shit, um.... um are you ok dude...

Leglas: Who am you? Where are I? What place this?

Fuck. The night just started and we have serious injury

K: HA! You broke him........... *gets serious and cocks gun* Well, it's evident that he's lost all scrooples. Want me to take him out back?

GIVE ME THAT DAMN GUN *snatch*......... And all the rest

K:

Don't you make me

K:.......... *starts taking out all his guns from odd places like his ponytail, sock, underwear, ear, left eye lid*



K:

Spread them....

K:

*stops running* what just happened???...*walks over to legs* u okay???

Legs: *rubs head* who.are...you???

*waves hand in front of face* wow...hello are u in there??? Lego????

Leg: i'm bloody fine...who ARE you?? and who is this beautiful woman next to you??? *knocks over jade and grabs raven's hand* what a vision............

WTF!! okay...this is weird...hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

..........

Leglas: You look like you need a drink, I'm going to be your servent for the night and bring you whatever you'd like

....

Leglas: Be right back, stay beautiful.... i mean-right there *runs into class sliding door*

Whole room now:

*Looks up, DADDY!!!!!!!!!!! FIX HIM!!!!!!!!!!*

Zeus: Now now dear you know that will take a nice while.........

but...but-but

Zeus: Awww... not that face.......... blasted to hell Raven, don't give me that face...... ok fine



Tank you Dadddyy!!!!!!!!

Zeus: (mumbles) yea yea......... *flash of lightning*

*eats cheezits mumbles* I don't know how to feel about this at all...*eats cheezit* this is bullshit...*glares at K...dumb bitch......*eats chezit but stop mid chew*... wtf is that damn care bear doing...*care bear runs under K's leg and bites him*

BARTENDER!!!!!!! DRINK!!!!!!!

THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T ENDDDDDDD...*flings sugar covered gummi worms at random ppl walking by* YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND.... *shuchi joins in*

......... *takes a gummi worm to the tit*

That's IT!, I'm going outside......... *walks outside only to find it's gotten dark and the D.J. is not at the booth any longer* hmmm, maybe a bathroom break?

A.J.: Much more than a bathroom break... *licks lips*



You guys made it....... must have been a while..... *glances at Nick who is staring pretty damn hard at her neck* siiiiiiince we've seen you guys.............

A.J.: yea, a lot has changed.... *smirk*

Nick: (in a low voice dripping with want) yea a lot has changed... *even bigger smirk*

Brian: *nervous laugh* Don't mind them.......they uh.... um... HEY LOOK A CARE BEAR IS ABOUT JUMP OFF THE ROOF!

*looking around*

Come to think of it that's like the 7th damn care bear I've seen today......... we got a damn care bear infestation now what the hell gets rid of care bears?

Shuichi: *sings karaoke* I'm a barbie girl in a barbie worlld

*joins in* acting plastic is fantastic.....*twirls*.........WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *somehow kicks a care bear across the room* ........wwaaahhh..... ummm....what the buck was that??

SHUCHI: AaaaHHHHHH!!!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF......IT"S SO CUTE YET ITS CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN AAAAGGGGHH....I DON"T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO...ah...eh..ah....SHOULD I HUG IT OR MAUL IT??

wow that...iiss a care bear...on your face....wow...those little bugger are fiecre...*is takled* what the HELL... RYU SAMA....*rolls on floor hugging* me missed me missed

RYu: me and mr. bear missed too

YAY! *takes Mr. Bear twirls with him* WWWEEEE...Ha ha...*skips around room with mr. bear*

Ryu: HEY!!! give him back...*follows*

*skips along with Mr. bear but suddenly stops causing ryu to run into her*...........*drops mr. bear, turns head*

Ryu: hey what are y-*jade covers ryu's mouth with a finger*

*runs, pounces*

MinWoo: well hello there stranger...*smiles at girl straddled around his waist*

You're here you're here *purrr* *hhhhhhuuuggggggg*